Yesterday was a Red Letter Day.
I think. I have always thought of a Red Letter Day as a day chock full of pleasant surprises, but just to make sure what I write is as accurate as my wisdom-wrapped-up-in-nonsense can be, I looked up the meaning of the phrase.
I love Wikipedia for this sort of serious academic research, but this time I chose instead some obscure UK site. Because I thought the British description would be more interesting. Because of their penchant for misspelling common English words over there.
In earlier times a church festival or saint’s day; more recently, any special day.
This comes from the practise (see, told you) of marking the dates of church festivals on calendars in red.
The first explicit reference to the term in print that we have comes from America. This is a simple use of the term “Red letter day” in the diary of Sarah Knight – The journals of Madam Knight, and Rev. Mr. Buckingham … written in 1704 & 1710, which was published in American Speech in 1940.
(aside: wondering what Madam Knight had to say in her journal about her red-letter day with the Rev. Mr. Buckingham in 1704 and/or 1710. historical novel fodder. Oh Wait. Dim memory of an English lit class. The Scarlet Letter. Dang, Hawthorne beat me to it.)
The practise is much earlier than that though. William Caxton, referred to it in The boke of Eneydos, translated and printed in 1490:
“We wryte yet in oure kalenders the hyghe festes wyth rede lettres of purpre.” This makes no sense to me whatsover, assuming purpre = purple. I am now too lazy to look it up. But it doesn’t have to make sense to me — I am studying Spanish, not Olde English.
Back to My Hyghe Fest Day
First, I got to work at home instead having to go in to the office. This is good because I didn’t have to drive my always-a-potential-adventure-in-panic commmmuuuuuuttttttteeeeeee, all the way from my little ranch in the boonies to midtown Sacramento. Plus I get to play music as loud as I want while I’m working. Plus I get a lot of work done while The Black Thing (my beast of a bloodhound) snores contentedly on my feet.
Then I went to visit my horse “Big”, who, having had some joint injections the day before, needed some bandages removed. This was good because Big stood still while I used scissors around his hooves, which is always a potential adventure, especially when the horse is, well, big.
40 minutes later, manicured in hot flamingo coral to honor today’s 4th of July fireworks that are an Extreme Fire Danger and therefore against the law in my county, I headed to my first ever yoga class. At a training stable. During a warm evening after a 90-plus degree day. In a barn. Upstairs in a loft that was behaving suspiciously like a sauna.
Even though it killed me temporarily, I loved LOVED loved the yoga stuff. I could not actually do any of it. Well, hardly. I could do the sitting cross-legged while breathing position and the laying down while breathing position. But I loved the quiet confidence, reassurance and encouragement of my friend and fella horse rider Jackie who was instructing the class — I’m wondering if I call her Sensei or something like that — I’ll text her and ask — and I loved the trying to do it. Even though most of it was pretty much torture, I liked it and I kept trying. And I really liked that I kept trying. And I was introduced to some of the position names which I now forget. Get Down Dancing Dog, Wonder Woman, Warrior One (maybe that’s Wonder Woman), Surfer (maybe that’s Warrier Two, or Three), and Child something, among others. Each of the positions were very hard for me to do, but I can see how with practice I could get this (I don’t know if I have that many years left on the planet but surely it is good for me and should extend my planet time, dontcha think?) and be just as graceful as Jackie.
But never as tall as Jackie. She is very tall and very lean and very limber and exceedingly graceful, both in yoga and on horseback. I hate her. But I adore her. I am guessing Jackie has the perfect physical conformation for yoga. My present physical conformation is only perfect for writing while seated super comfortably in my big super comfortable leather chair. And, maybe, for riding my big Big.
Now, I’m typing my hot flamingo coral fingernails over to an on-line Yoga Mart to order a good yoga mat and some cute, short-round-person yoga clothes. And some East Indian jewelry. And some incense.